Saturday, January 31, 2009

Tattoo:Tooth ratio

Why is it the tattoo to tooth ratio directly proportional to ETOH intake and inversely proportional to good sense?

Like I really believe that your mandibular condyle fracture and through&through lip lac was cause by a slip and fall. Especially when your shipmate is two cubicles down with a boxer's fracture.


1 comment:

Tanya said...

Why hasn't someone done a study regarding the tooth/tattoo ratio and IQ? I've watched Cops and reality TV enough to know that these three things are somehow connected!